Hello y’all, today we will be discussing the proper way to fall out of a tree. The first thing to do is to actually climb the tree, to do this find a large tree, locate hand and foot holds, pull yourself up and there you are. The next thing you should do is to get Read More…

REMEMBER: You must follow each step exactly as I have written it Find a wizard, preferably older than 200. Trick the wizard into thinking you are a long-lost relative. Become close to the wizard, then get into a highly dangerous situation (Faked or not) and save the wizard’s life, or trick him into thinking you Read More…